Deploy Hyper-V VMs to a Failover Cluster

 This seems impossible, no matter what you do. You can't connect via powershell to the cluster and deploy VMs there. You end up in a loophole deploying new VMs in stand alone variants if you run "New-VM -Name FUCKEDUPSHIT"

The trick is to run everything as normal, I use the cluster namespace to randomly use an active host to deploy VM. 

This is pieces needed to deploy a VM: 

# Set VM-variables

$vmName = 'FUCKEDUPSHIT'

# Set login information

$passwd = ConvertTo-SecureString <YOUR-SECRET-PASSWORD> -AsPlainText -Force

$localAccount = 'domain\user'

$pscredential = New-Object System.Management.Automation.PSCredential($localAccount, $passwd.Copy())

Enter-PSSession -ComputerName <YOUR-CLUSTER-FQDN>

New-VM -Name $vmName

# Then the magic mostly undocumented oneliner to move the standalone VM to a failover VM

# Set the VM to HA/Failover

Get-VM -Name $vmName | Add-ClusterVirtualMachineRole

Celebrate with a beer...or two!